By Chris Wright
Terim is the Gala coach that Morrissey may or may not have written “You’re The One For Me, Fatih” about.
Burnside is/was a hard-arsed detective inspector from The Bill, played by Christopher Ellison.
Another cracking spot from Ian Thomas.
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