By Chris Wright
Hogg is the aptly named gargoyle-faced Scottish egg-chaser currently on tour with the Lions.
Jones is the Man Utd defender whose demented face appears to be possessed by a Rancor.
Cracking spot from Scott Riley. Help yourself to a complimentary Ferrero Roche.
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