By Chris Wright
Benny is Tottenham’s ultra-not-arsed left-back, seen here back in Mother Africa connecting with his roots.
Rudi is a shamanic jazz fusion guitarist who goes by many names. Some call him Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call him Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call him Photoshop. Others call him Marjorie Keek…
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