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Attack Of The Clones: Santos Already Have Spliced Themselves A ‘New Neymar’ (Video)

By Chris Wright

Looks like Santos didn’t exactly break the mould when they forged Neymar, rather they kept the mould, rinsed it out and used it to produce another cookie-cutter, fleet-footed, jinky, rinky and indeed dinky left-sided forward in the spindly form of Neilton: the 19-year-old who has scored thrice already since being promoted into Neymar’s void – the third of which being this eerily Neymar-esque goal scored against Portuguesa last weekend…

Not only does he play exactly like him, this Neilton character even looks like Neymar – right down to the crap “partially-maimed possum” mullet…


Freaky. The clones are walking among us.

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By Chris on July 18th, 2013 in Lookalikes, Skills, South America, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Attack Of The Clones: Santos Already Have Spliced Themselves A ‘New Neymar’ (Video)”

  1. Zam says:

    Bids coming in 3, 2, 1….

  2. TravisKOP says:

    bloke is ugly as sin if you ask me

  3. Neymar fan says:

    Brazil is full of talented young players. They used to say that the only players in Brazil are those too young to leave to Europe, too old to play in Europe or not good enough to play in Europe. Well, this kid is not going to stay around for too long.

    Regarding the kid’s looks, he may eventually turn into a metrosexual:

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