By Chris Wright
One is a moribund creature, as old as the hills, that wallows in his deathly lair until darkness shrouds the land, emerging from his numb slumber to feast on the blood of the innocent until dawn.
The other is…well, you can probably see where we’re going with this can’t you?
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