Shit Lookalikes: Marouane Chamakh & A Newborn, Placenta-Slathered Giraffe

Chris Wright

23rd, September 2011


By Chris Wright

Marouane Chamakh: a man who clearly considers the contents of a newborn giraffe’s birth sack to be ‘hair product’. Someone get the lad some Vo5.

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