By Chris Wright
After spending the last four months sulking on Argentinian golf courses, shedding £9 million pounds and gaining several dozen lbs, Carlos Tevez made his return to Manchester City on Monday afternoon, playing in a behind-closed-doors reserve match.
Carrington was transformed into a nigh-on impenetrable fortress for Tevez’s return, with the media barred from entering – though a crack specialist taskforce consisting of a Norwegian camera crew from 2Sporten and a portly City fan named Gary managed to evade City’s formidable green sheets and get a shufty at the game.
By using ladders.
Propped up against trees…