‘No Wonder People Say You’re Daft!’ – Tevez Struggles To Teach Balotelli Christmas Present Wrapping Basics (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which, as part of Man City’s ‘Christmas Crackers’ Youtube series, odd couple Carlos Tevez and Mario Balotelli wrap a few Christmas presents at Carrington – with HI-I-I-LARIOUS results!
You see, Carlos is apparently a seasoned vet when it comes to wrapping paper and sellotape but poor Mario just can’t get to grips with it – literally – what with him being terminally left-handed and all.
If this was a sitcom, we’d definitely watch it…
We don’t think we’re over-egging it when we say that the bit when the Christmas decoration blares and they both think it’s each others phone going off is a timeless cinematic masterpiece.
(Video: MCFC)
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You know you are bloody stupid when Carlos fucking Tevez is smarter than you.
Hahahaha…..love this. Would most definately watch this sitcom. The exploits of Carlito looking after his younger Brother Mario with Dad Mr.Mancini visiting every now and then…
Im assuming both of them dont speak english? God that drives me insane. i love watching players like suarez and tevez, even ballotelli but jesus christ if you play football in england learn fucking english! it took ronaldo a year to master as well as nando. no excuses
What language are they speaking?
I didn’t know mario speaks spanish?
Wow, the dumbest and ugliest two together at last
Would love to see JT transfer from Chelsea to City. What a perfect (football)version of The Three Stooges…
And THESE are the men building the International Space Station? Oy!
City’s biggest cunts get a spotlight in the same video?!