Mario Balotelli Taunts Hooker With ‘Rooney! Rooney!’ Chant
By Chris Wright
After admitting that he may need help to refocus his wayward lifestyle a couple of days ago, the last thing Mario Balotelli needed was for another tale of insubordination to rear it’s ugly head.
A tad unfortunate then, that this morning brings with it the news that Balotelli allegedly spent an evening chanting Wayne Rooney’s name at Jenny Thompson, the hooker at the centre of the Manchester United striker’s sex scandal last year, whilst dining out in the city a few weeks ago.
According to several of this morning’s tabloids, Balotelli eyeballed Thompson whilst eating at the San Carlo restaurant and launched into a rousing rendition of ‘Rooney! Rooney!’ as she made her way back from the toilets.
We’ll let the Sun take up the yarn from here:
“Balotelli then burst out laughing and flicked the finger at Jenny’s friends.
“As he left the San Carlo restaurant, the £24million Italian forward blew a raspberry at property developer Sam Birch and asked him to [step] outside.
“Balotelli, who had scored against Aston Villa before the 11pm row earlier this month, then left in his white Maserati.”
Birch told the redtop:
“Jenny is used to getting heckled but she didn’t hear what Balotelli said. He said ‘come with me’ and walked outside. He tried to grab my arm before squaring up.
“Our foreheads were touching and I wasn’t going to back down. Then he swore at me in Italian and the waiters ran over and took me inside.”
First of all let’s start by saying that we reckon almost none – if any – of this blatant PR-stirring garbage is true.
Are we seriously meant to believe that Balotelli (a man that couldn’t put a face to Jack Wilshere’s name not so very long ago) picked out and instantly identified ‘Juici Jenni’ (one of the many thousands of anonymous, orange famewhores that currently orbit the professional game) as one of the lead protagonists in a gutter press scandal from all the way across a crowded restaurant?
I mean, the man struggles with bibs for Christ’s sake!
Do Arsenal Artificially Enhance The Emirates Atmosphere? – OTP
Big Cup Bullshit – The FCF
Guess UEFA Cup Finalists From Their Shirt – Three Match Ban
20 Damning Steve Kean Quotes – Mirror Football
'Abandon All Hope…' – Sunshine Room
Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
He’d know who he she was if the people he was sat with told him. Dummy.
I genuinley hope one of these jumped up millionaire footballers tries the same thing with me one day because as soon as the words step outside are uttered I will do just that and I will be the only one coming back in.
I would love to punch Gary nevile
I doubt he can eat without help/supervision.
“Chew before you swallow Mario, chew!”
“First of all let’s start by saying that we reckon almost none – if any – of this blatant PR-stirring garbage is true.”
Odd that you’d publish an article about it then.
i would love to see you spell “Neville”
i love balotelli for this. she is a shit person, she boasts about what she did. i fucking hate rooney, he’s overrated shit, but she’s a bad person. good on mario.
wheres your bib
love him or hate him, i don’t want him to leave the prem anytime soon, most entertaining (off the pitch) footballer ever
him or barry/kyriagos…
Lol. This city is ours !!
Danny Salford Red – I’l put my money on Balotelli, he is 6’2 athlete who is a very good thai boxer, where as you are probably the average internet hardman
Please let it be true!!
Thank God for characters like Mario, I’m sick of the rest of the boring fuckers droning the same old crap every week.
here here melon man. Balotelli is rock n roll.
Danny , why would any Prem footballers be hanging out round Greggs with you ?
I am with Rich and Melon Man,
We want MORE Bibotelli Pleassee
Sam Birch (whoever he is) would have been destroyed by Balotelli.
[...] Mario Balotelli Taunts Hooker With ‘Rooney! Rooney!’ Chant [...]
Good one dealm
Wankers the lot of ya, all total bleedin poofs.
Fuck all of you, Mario is the best
That’s funny, but finally, what’s the news? He had an affair… How shameful!