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Worrying Thought: Mario Balotelli ‘Plotting Revenge’ For Man City Rotten Kipper Prank

By Chris Wright

“I don’t expect you to talk Mr Wright-Phillips, I expect you to die…”

According to the Metro of all people, Mario Balotelli is currently encamped deep within the confines of his underground lair, feverishly plotting revenge on his Man City teammates after they banded together and planted a bag of kippers behind the front seat of his Maserati before they all toddled off to the States for a fortnight-long pre-season tour.

You can probably guess what it smelt like upon Balo’s return – somewhere between a hot afternoon at Billingsgate and the ‘morning after’ at Andy Carroll’s house.

The Metro even have a conveniently placed source to fill us in:

“Balotelli had his head in his hands. The smell really made him sick. It was revolting. There were flies in the car and the leather seats in the back had rotting fish all over them.

“He has absolutely no idea who is responsible as he has wound up so many of his team-mates over the past year. It won’t put an end to the pranks, though. He’s already formulating more plans.”

The mind boggles. We’ll have a shiny sixpence on Carrington looking something like this by the end of it…

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By Chris on August 3rd, 2011 in Man City. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “Worrying Thought: Mario Balotelli ‘Plotting Revenge’ For Man City Rotten Kipper Prank”

  1. KG says:

    ahah O my gosh…. this is not good, but I cant help it. I want to see what happens!

  2. audiodrifter says:

    Why is is, that when I like a Pies face on pageboook, the post comes with a picture of some skanky wag. Please stop.

  3. :) says:

    HAHAHAHA loving the last pic. you can just see it going terribly, terribly wrong

  4. Sebastian says:

    His face just says one thing, DOUCHEBAG

  5. sukrut says:

    i want totti to kick balotelli again

  6. Hummer says:

    Same sukrut. That is one smell that is never coming out. Hope you like fish Bali. Serves you right dumbass, you had it coming.

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