Samir Nasri Scores On FIFA 12, Man City Count It As His First Goal

Chris Wright

25th, August 2011


By Chris Wright

God bless Manchester City, they’re so silly…

For some reason unbeknownst to almost everybody, City have had their corporate buddies over at EA Sports mock up an image of Samir Nasri ‘scoring his first City goal’ against – yep, you guessed it – Manchester United.

I’m sorry boys, but you can’t count that. You just can’t. It’s not fair.

Brings to mind a poor, delusional chap that I played alongside at U18s level who, in a lame attempt to boost his Nottingham Victoria League Opta stats, included goals he scored in training in his end-of-season tally. That didn’t work either.

Desperation will do terrible things to a man.


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  1. Paul says:

    Samir Nasri is a pretty hideous man. As a person but more so visually

  2. Madjair says:

    But he does wear blue suede shoes.

  3. jamie says:

    @Paul. Hideous as a person why? Because he chose to double his wages? How dare he.

  4. mtm says:

    well city is a definition of stupid

  5. Paul says:

    @Jamie. It was more the visual matter which was concerning me as my retinas feel like they are on fire. Yeah but pretty much because he decided to double his wages to join a team where it looks more than likely he will be a ‘bit part’ player (which he will probably complain about come Christmas time)instead of waiting for his contract to run out and join a ‘real’ football club. (saying that Wenger would never have let him run out his contract and lose out on all of that lovely middle eastern monies)

  6. Tinez says:

    @Paul, look at the bookies odds, and then come back and say Nasri hasn’t upgraded his chances of actually winning something as well as his pocket money. Upwardly mobile city, or currently go-no-where arsenal?

  7. Paul says:

    @Tinez. Very fair comment City are in for a real chance of winning silverware in all the competitions they are in, it is whether Nasri enjoys the beautiful money more than the beautiful game as i personally feel that City were already covered in all-midfield positions and that there were better acquisitions than him that were sitting on the bench week-in week-out (for a player who had a good half season).

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  9. Rob says:

    This fixture is scheduled for 28th April 2012, if I was a Man City fan I’d be pretty pissed off if this was his first goal for the club.

  10. lordrt says:

    May be they forgot to say he’s first goal in the dying seconds of the match to save the honour after being led by 4-0 by Man Utd on FIFA 12 :P

  11. Montesquieu says:

    Didn’t think he could look worse in the game.

  12. Redskywalker says:

    Citys Website is a total joke. Remember the ‘guide to new city fans’ article they had last year?

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