Samir Nasri Scores On FIFA 12, Man City Count It As His First Goal
By Chris Wright
God bless Manchester City, they’re so silly…
For some reason unbeknownst to almost everybody, City have had their corporate buddies over at EA Sports mock up an image of Samir Nasri ‘scoring his first City goal’ against – yep, you guessed it – Manchester United.
I’m sorry boys, but you can’t count that. You just can’t. It’s not fair.
Brings to mind a poor, delusional chap that I played alongside at U18s level who, in a lame attempt to boost his Nottingham Victoria League Opta stats, included goals he scored in training in his end-of-season tally. That didn’t work either.
Desperation will do terrible things to a man.