Darren Fletcher: ‘Do you like getting kicked?’

Great quotes by Darren Fletcher in the latest issue of United’s fanzine, United We Stand:
“I don’t want to sound big-headed but I’ve never come up against anyone who has torn me to shreds. The only time that’s happened has been in training against Roy Keane and Paul Scholes.
“I watch how good Lampard, Fabregas and Gerrard are but when we play them I think ‘Right, I’m going to see how good you really are!’ I’m going to get against you and see how you like it. And when you’ve not got the ball I’m still going to get about you and see how you like it.
“I’m going to ask you ‘Do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact I am going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes?’
“As soon as you get the ball I am going to be in your face. You are not going to like it one bit. Are you ready for that because that’s what’s going to happen.”
“That’s what’s going to happen…” – that’s his new catchphrase, right there.
You have to admire Fletcher’s attitude. He is a player moulded in Fergie’s image, clearly.

















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Ha brilliant. I hated Fletcher before, but you can’t argue with a catchphrase like that..
It’s anti-football, really.
But for being the Premiership’s answer to Alan Johnson from Peep Show, I gots to give him mad props.
So he denies that he kicks people and blames Wenger for the fouls he draws but then says this? What an ignoramus. He’ll never get away with anything again.
I’d fancy my chances against him and I’m a bit fat these days.
one day he’ll reflect on how all those players he mentioned are considerably better than he is.
“one day he’ll reflect on how all those players he mentioned are considerably better than he is…..”
…and how he has won considerably more than them.
1 nil to K
@ Ben – ha, that’s a perfect analogy, he is so like Alan Johnson here.
because he’s the only one in the team. yup. logical. i like it.
i suppose fabien barthez is the best keeper of the last 20 years then?
@twra – you really don’t get it, do you?
he is rubbish
U stupid tool..Doesn’t this contradict what you said about Wenger being the reason why you keep getting decisions against you…fuc*in’ dick…jsut like you father WhiskeyNose…thick as shite..
PS Ramsey made you look average u c***
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Yeah, I bet Gerrard, Lampard and Fabregas are shittin it when there up against this nob!
Fletcher is world class, James Milner is not in the same class, makes me laugh when people compare them, nor is Huddlestone or even Carrick!
what a loudmouth prick fletcher is… when i meet this prick i will not be kicking him ill be giving him an ali shuffle! HA!