By Chris Wright
“Phil Jones is cracking player but, my god, his boat race is just horrifying. Truly, truly horrifying…”
Video: JD’s Football Songs (thanks to @jamesrmdaly for the nudge!)
“Mwwwaaaaaaahhhhhroooooooooaaaarrrr!!!!”
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