By Alan Duffy
Super Michael patiently waits for his moment of glory…
Manchester United fans – worried that your beloved team’s grip on the Premier League trophy may be loosening? Well don’t fear, because boy wonder Michael Owen is here. Well, sort of.
The former Liverpool star, who has only made one Premier League appearance for United this season due to injury and the fact that he’s not as good as the other strikers at Fergie’s disposal, has revealed that he is nearing full fitness and is ready to step into the breach to win the title for the red half of United. The (once) fleet-footed forward said: