By Chris Wright
Liam Gallagher, eh? What a wallybritches.
After watching the match at the Etihad, the six-toed chimpanzee they’ve succesfully trained to rasp over Beady Eye records stormed Roberto Mancini’s post-derby presser last night – delivering pearls such as ‘Fergie’s been on the whiskey’ and ‘I love Mancini, he’s nearly as kewl as me’ to the room full of journos before being ushered aside by Vincent Kompany while proclaiming ‘Viva la Belgium!’…
For old time’s sake – Clive Tydlesley doing his finest Leeyum impression…