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Paul Scholes Has Car Stolen After Leaving It To Defrost On Driveway

By Chris Wright

Guard it with your life lads!

In other “footballer’s cars” news, Paul Scholes had his car stolen on Monday morning after leaving it; doors open, keys in the ignition and engine running, to defrost on his driveway.

Scholes nipped back inside his home in Oldham, perhaps to fetch a couple of Hobnobs for the drive into work, while he left the ice melting on the windscreen of his Chevrolet Captiva estate – which the papers are keen to let you know costs around £30,000 new.

When the Ginger Prince emerged back from inside, the car had gone. As is the story of his life, Scholes would’ve attempted to tackle the thieves but he was just far, far too late.

The theft, which occurred between 7:45-8:00am yesterday, has been reported to police and an investigation is in the works.

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By Chris on January 29th, 2013 in Man Utd, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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8 Responses to “Paul Scholes Has Car Stolen After Leaving It To Defrost On Driveway”

  1. The Gruceman says:

    “As is the story of his life, Scholes would’ve attempted to tackle the thieves but he was just far, far too late”
    Haha, c’mon…a little harsh perhaps? :)

  2. Hank says:

    That’s so unfair! He played nearly a halftime to afford that ride!!! Compared to my wage, that’s like somebody stole my stapler from the desk.
    What a cruel world!

  3. Nuno says:

    @The Gruceman
    Actually I LOL’ed hard at that sentence. Bravo, Chris!

  4. Liam says:

    “As is the story of his life, Scholes would’ve attempted to tackle the thieves but he was just far, far too late”

    Bbaahhhahahahahahahahaha, just spat my tea all over my desk

  5. punkymonkey666 says:

    Hobnobs? Ginger nuts surely?

  6. Guy says:

    “As is the story of his life, Scholes would’ve attempted to tackle the thieves but he was just far, far too late.”

    Congrats – your article wins you 1 internet for the day.

  7. Tony says:

    The power of the Hobnobs knows no boundaries.

  8. Fat Nakago says:

    That would NEVER have never happened to Scholes if he lived in Green Bay, Wisconsin and played for the Green Bay Packers.

    http://www.themagicworld.org/bloog/the-return-of-brett-favre/

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