By Ollie Irish
Wazza leaves Man Utd’s hotel in Munich, wearing a massive boot of retardation
The latest news on Wayne Rooney’s ankle injury is good – well, about as good as we could expect in the face of tabloids screaming “Pray that Roo is fit for World Cup!”
Apparently it’s nothing more than a sprained right ankle, which will keep him out of action for no longer than four weeks, and possibly as short as a fortnight. Phew. And we breathe again…