Something of a modern day Casanova, Manchester United winger Memphis Depay stole the show on Valentine’s Day – not at the Stadium of Light (where he was the square root of bobbins once again), but in his stunning choice of gift for his lady friend, Lori Harvey.
After all, what better way to express your love for another human being than by having their massive face airbrushed onto the back of a bespoke bomber jacket?
Lori, please blink if you’re being held against your will.