Rio Ferdinand Fears Doing A Poo In A Train Toilet
By Ollie Irish
A fresh, steaming tweet from Rio Ferdinand’s official Twitter account (@rioferdy5 – yes, it is really him, he called up Talksport to verify it):
So Rio hates going for a No.2 in a train toilet. He’s just like us normals!
(Please do tell us if you think Pies’ journalistic standards are slipping. Ahem.)



















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Pies ever had journalistic standards? Maybe for the short while where Ollie had jumped over to an F1 blog, but apart from that it’s always been a mix of rumor and delightful rubbish.
what was he doing on a train in the first place?
So it was Rio who was the Phantom Logger, That thing just would not flush! He didnt even have the decency to nip it off half way! Dirty Bugger!
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