Little Pea ‘Chicharito’ Is A Bit Tasty
By Ollie Irish
It’s acceptable, compulsory even, to hate Gary Neville or Sir Alex Ferguson. But not the Little Pea, who has become a cult hero at Old Trafford in no time. It’s understandable: he’s fricking adorable. Look at his face, just look at his little face! How can you hate a face like that? You can’t. It’s like hating Michael J Fox. Impossible.
Chicharito is one of those players who all fans warm to. He plays with a huge grin – and he even kisses his badge when he scores with his FACE. Awesome. I think Berbatov wants to keep him as a pet.
But will Hernandez turn out to be a United goal machine with the deadly instincts of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer – another United player who everyone liked – or will he struggle with the sheer bulkiness of the Prem? I suspect the former. The early signs are good, anyway.
So welcome to the Premier League, Mr Small Garden Vegetable. We’re happy to have you, for you are a bit tasty.
Thanks to Pete Berry (a United fan, for his sins) for the image spot. You deserve a Spotter’s Badge, Pete:
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I totally agree, he just looks that canny doesnt he? Ya wanna squeeze his cheeks
It will be interesting to see if he makes it, but I think that the press are going a little overboard. Then again, it’s Man Utd so why am I surprised?
Chicharito will do good for ManUtd,he is actually the type of player they were missing! Sir Alex has an eye for them,doesnt he?
The matter is, will he be a goal machine in epl? he scored again against Spain. It’s difficult to argue against goals.
Finally something beautiful in that ugly team
I’m so on board the Chicharito train. I love him. It’ll be interesting spending the season hoping Man U fails, while simultaneously wishing little Javier much success.
We shall see what happens.
I think he will become an awesome star
viva chicharito
Remember the golden rule though…he’s “Chicharito” when he scores, and “Hernandez” when he doesn’t. :)