Shit lookalikes: Cristiano Ronaldo and a New Jersey Guido

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25th, July 2008

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C-Ron’s tan reaching dangerous levels
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GuidoOompa.jpgThe Offside has noticed, brilliantly, that C-Ron is turning into an Oompa Loompa, and we don’t disagree. He’s also starting to look like a Guido.
If you’re not aware of Guidos (see photo, left, for example), Urban Dictionary describes them as follows: “A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.”
Ronaldo may not have the Italian heritage to call himself a genuine Guido, but he shares many of the characteristics – ridiculously deep tan, slicked-back hair, a palpable excess of vanity etc.

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