For sale: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Porsche 911. One lady owner…
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Auto Trader has a world exclusive, in the shape of C-Ron’s black Porsche 911 Carrera 2 Tiptronic S (catchy name).
It’s yours for £69,995. Bear in mind you will need to spend a few quid getting the interior cleaned - God knows how many WAGs he entertained with the seats set to recline.
[@ The Fiver]
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