When do I wake up?
The small print: Owen has signed a two-year, performance-related deal. Fergie reacted to the signing by
lying saying, “Michael is a world-class forward with a proven goalscoring record at the highest level.”
Liverpool fans, how does this photo make you feel? Look at it! Look at Mickey, look at how bloody happy he looks to be holding that scarf aloft, to be wearing that Nike kit.
Valencia and Owen to replace Ronaldo and Tevez? What could possibly go wrong…