Flashback: Dion Dublin signs for Manchester United, forced to wear rubbish baseball cap Ollie Irish 20th, August 2009 “Er, gaffer, the hat’s a bit too big. And I know I’m black but, er, not all black guys wear baseball caps. I do have a magnificent penis though…” “Shut up and smile for the cameras, big man. You’re gonna get me some goals.” “Yeah, about that…”