On the tenth day of Christmas, Pies send to you 10 frauds a-leaping…
…nine Tevez’s dancing…
[Press play on them all at the same time for fun times.]
…eight Grobbelaar’s a-milking…
…seven Svens a-swimming…
…six geezers playing…
…five old wings…
…four ‘balling birds…
… three French hens…
…two Wagner Loves…
…and Richie Partridge in a pear tree.