By Chris Wright
This ‘ere is Spenny Larham.
He’s 41, an avid supporter of Rigeons League Premier Division side Wisbech Town (someone’s got to be) and he’s just ditched his family home – he’s got two kids – in the centre of the Cambridgeshire town to move into the former security hut at the club’s Elgoods Fenland Stadium, a tiny building which has recently been renovated into a one-bedroom flat with unparalleled views out across the pitch…
Larham told the Metro:
“My second home is about to become my only home. When I heard it was going to be a flat I thought I’d be the number one suspect to move in.
“It hasn’t really crossed my mind that I’ll be here all the time because I’m frequently at the club anyway with games, events and training sessions.
“It will be very different to my place at the moment. I know that my rent will be going to a very good cause and although it’s a bit smaller inside I’ve certainly got a much bigger back garden.”
Yep, completely crackers.