By Chris Wright
Juventus paddled Napoli’s little pink backsides in Serie A last night, beating them 3-0 and hopping up to second in the table behind front-runners Roma.
Fernando Llorente quite literally got the ball rolling in the second minute before Andrea Pirlo made it two in the latter stages of the second half with a trademark dreamy, silky, bearded-sex-on-legs Pirlo™ free-kick which he nonchalantly popped over the wall and underneath Pepe Reina’s crossbar…
Still, it’s not like Paul Pogba was going to let his veteran midfield partner hog all the limelight, with the wickedly-talented young Frenchman fleshing out Juve’s victory with a handsome trademark strike of his own with ten minutes left to play…
Dayyyum.