cool hit counter

Who ate all the pies

Dip in to scour the latest Deadline Day titbits...

Who Ate All The Pies Logo

Songwriter Tom Rosenthal Pens Achingly Beautiful Piano Ballad About Luis Suarez And His Madness (Audio)

By Chris Wright

Soccer - FIFA World Cup 2014 - General Views of Rio de Janeiro

In the wake of Tuesday afternoon’s shall we say “unpleasantness” in Natal, London-based balladeer Tom Rosenthal has penned an achingly beautiful torch song about Luis Suarez and the inherent animal madness thereof.

It’s a heart-breaker…

The lyrics…

There’s a party in your brain,
no one is invited and no one ever came,
what is going on?
what on earth is going on in there?

There’s magic in your feet.
Diamonds in your feet, wolves in your eyes,
Wait for the surprise, wait for the big surprise.

Hey Louis Louis don’t bite me,

Tough to be a genius,
tough to be a man,
tough to be a horse,
tough to be a frog
tough to be a football
tough to be alive

You’re not getting wiser,
you’re not getting smarter,
but you’re sure getting bolder,
oh what a love
what a love for the shoulders

A psychoanalysts dream
you gotta lie down,
tell them what it means
maybe they can work it out
maybe no one can work you out

Always carry snacks,
save your fellow man
from your crazy mouth attacks ,
oh louis we all get hungry

Hey Louis Louis don’t bite me

Beautiful stuff.

Digg This
Reddit This
Stumble Now!
Buzz This
Vote on DZone
Share on Facebook
Bookmark this on Delicious
Kick It on
Shout it
Share on LinkedIn
Bookmark this on Technorati
Post on Twitter
Google Buzz (aka. Google Reader)
By Chris on June 26th, 2014 in Injuries, Newsnow, Songs & Chants, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Songwriter Tom Rosenthal Pens Achingly Beautiful Piano Ballad About Luis Suarez And His Madness (Audio)”

  1. stoffel says:

    Is this Jim Rosenthal’s son? He was on one of those ‘5000 bestest bits of the World Cup you gotta see before you die’ programmes with his dad. He wasn’t funny then either.

  2. Bastian says:

    Simply brilliant.

  3. stoffel says:

    Thanks for the confirmation on that one Chris. In that case it must be Ronnie’s son.

  4. PetrovskyKSC says:

    Hey stoffel, why do you call yourself stoffel? i’m curious and confused and really need to know it.

Leave a Reply