Proof (If Proof Were Needed) That Zlatan Is Almighty
By Chris Wright
“DO NOT F**K WITH THE ZLATAN!”
A quick leaf through the Independent’s report of an alleged dust-up in the San Siro tunnel after Tottenham’s Champions League tie with AC Milan on Tuesday night reveals what Pies’ long presumed to be true about the Mighty Zlatan – he’s a goddamn wrecking machine:
“It is understood that the Milan striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic intervened between Rino Gattuso and Sebastien Bassong in the tunnel, picking up one player under each arm to separate them.
“Ibrahimovic’s actions calmed the situation and his directness – not to mention his strength – were the source of some amusement among the players.”
Upon catching Robinho giggling at his physical prowess, Zlatan then apparently threw Gattuso and Bassong to the ground and swiftly beheaded the rascally Brazilian with a razor-edged roundhouse kick to the gullet.
As a result, Robinho will be unavailable for the second leg at White Hart Lane.
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what the fuck is this shit?
Ha ha ha! That pic is well frightening. I love Zlatan so much that its probably not even legal.
I’ve hated the mediahype around Zlatan for years now, and Im swedish! Gah!
Zlatan only fears the Gooch
sound piece of journalism here. Definitely well researched haha
That is an awesome story. Who knew Ibra was secretly The Hulk?
Hahaha great job chris
Zlatan officially now joins Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris in the Pantheon…