By Chris Wright
Tottenham’s open training session ahead of Real Madrid’s visit to White Hart Lane looked like a non-stop cavalcade of belly laughs, Greco-Roman wrestling and Jermaine Jenas parading around in his shreddies – especially if the resulting photos are anything to go by…
Gareth Bale locks Jermain Defoe in a headlock for being a cheeky little so-and-so
Peter Crouch, Roman Pavlyuchenko and Jermain Defoe get down to some serious keepy-uppies
Sebastien Bassong brings Gareth Bale to a halt with a clothesline that the Ultimate Warrior himself would be proud of
“Ooh no, stop it you rotters!” – Pav gets bullied
Peter Crouch sits astride his imaginary Harley Davidson
The Spurs squad go for a bit of a run
Gareth Bale finds enormous tactile pleasure in a football
Benoit Assou-Ekotto combines all of David James’ old hairstyles in one single super-combi-barnet
Gareth Bale balances his head on a pole
The world’s shittest boyband go through some of their choreography
Jermaine Jenas struggles to get into (or ‘out of’?) his spandex jogging bottoms
So, anyone giving Spurs a cat-in-hell’s chance of reversing their four-goal deficit against Real Madrid at the Lane tonight?
Photos courtesy of the PA.