By Chris Wright
Bassong is a Spurs defence man.
Kaluuya is an English actor that has appeared in Dr Who, Psychoville, Silent Witness and druggy Channel 4 teen dross Skins.
Lovely stuff from Pies fan Liam Evans. Top spot fella!
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