Snapshot: Eden Hazard’s 2011/12 Season In Dirty Flirty Quotes

Chris Wright

29th, May 2012


By Chris Wright

Eden Hazard, ladies and gentleman, the biggest, most shameless tart in

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  1. ds. says:

    he’s probably being tartish, but on the other hand it’s only possible because hacks slobber after every meaningless statement he makes just because he kicks a ball around for a living, just so they can in turn sell some advertising space. vacuous, media based whoredom is as vacuous, media based whoredom does.

  2. fux u hazard says:

    fux u hazard!!!

  3. Mr.Angry says:

    “but if i move it must be to barcelona or real madrid!”

    who the fuck does he think he is?

    arrogant bastard

  4. Peter says:

    @ds. I would say it’s more vacuous, agent based whoredom. He’s being told by all his agents, coaches and staff how brilliant he is because he’s had a couple of decent seasons in the french league and now he believes his own shit. His agents are just looking for a good payoff in the same way Kia Joorabchian is looking after Tevez’s best interests – namely his bulging wallet.

  5. Rob says:

    Could you do the same sort of thing for the Liverpool managerial vacancy as there is a different favourite every day

  6. AJ says:

    What a slut

  7. Patrick says:

    He’ll fit right in at Chel$ea.

  8. zack says:

    He’s gonna win fuck all.

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