Breaking news: Big Sam Allardyce to be Newcastle United’s new manager

73488478.jpgI could hardly bring myself to post on Glenn Roeder’s demise because just thinking about the charisma-free Roeder makes me fall asleep and dribble on my keyboard – and dribble + keyboard = f**ked-up keyboard.
Much more exciting – if entirely predictable – is the report, coming from BBC Radio Newcastle, that Big Sam Allardyce will be Roeder’s replacement. Sam has already turned down the chance to manage Newcastle a few years ago and you wouldn’t say his teams play a beautiful brand of football, so I’m not sure what the Toon Army think of this news. Let us know…
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