Ronaldo and the transvestite prostitutes
Remember the other Ronaldo (the one who was the Ronaldo but got fat and injured and eclipsed by Cristiano)? He has been up to his partying tricks again, but this time his antics backfired. The AC Milan striker picked up a couple of hookers in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday night. But Ronnie’s fun and games came to an abrupt end when he realised that he had quite literally got more than he had bargained for.
The double World Cup winner thought he was dealing with women, so it must have come as a surprise when he booked into a motel only to discover than both his prostitutes had Juninhos. Having established that the pair came with baggage, Ronaldo offered to pay despite no longer wanting their services. One of the transvestites tried to extort Ronnie for £15,000 to stop him/her going to the media, and claimed that the Brazilian international had asked for drugs. This has unsurprisingly got the prostitute into trouble with the law. Police inspector Carlos Augusto Nogueira said: “He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.”

















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