Euro 2012: Alan Shearer Has Sex On The Brain, Gets Turned On By Spanish Display (Video)

Alan Duffy

1st, July 2012

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By Alan Duffy

Sexy football it was indeed. But for Alan ‘Balotelli has acheived nothing in his career’ Shearer, the performance from the re-crowned Euro-champs was nothing short of sexual.

As we watched pictures of Gerard Pique holding the Euro trophy, Shearer said: “These guys have had an unbelievable amount of sex”, which is probably true.

However, I imagine poor old Al was thinking of Pique and his ladyfriend Shakira humping away in a backalley of the Nou Camp/Camp Nou as he spoke. Dirty beggars.

Have a listen…