‘He Wants To Give You A Football Boner’ – The Andres Villas-Boas Rap: Part II (Video)
By Chris Wright
Here’s Fitba Thatba’s rejigged (i.e, completely different) AVB rap to mark his appointment as Tottenham boss. A word of caution: Greeting the postman at the door while humming ‘I want to give you a football boner’ is not advisable…
Proof positive, once again, that no-one flows in a gentle Scottish burr like Fitba, no-one. This way for the original AVB rap.
Via the Fitba Thatba Funtime Family Band.

















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