Joey Barton Politely Informs Zlatan That He Has A Rather Large Nose (Video)

Chris Wright

27th, February 2013


By Chris Wright

Tonight, in the second Classique fixture in the space of a few days, “le démon” not only crossed paths with “le ange” but with “le egomaniac avec le gros nez” as well…

“U mad bro?”

Thanks to Pies fan Tim for the nudge.

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  1. @OldNumber7Shirt says:

    I wonder if Barton yelled that abuse in his French accent

  2. C says:

    That’s rather racist, but the media wont touch it, since Barton is from England.

  3. fouldsy says:

    how on earth is that racist C?

  4. lol says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2013…h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s

  5. Get The Cat Excited says:

    …and Zalatan let’s him know he’s not gonna take any shit from some little-knob barton, who’s a dimwitted loser anyway. Harsh, perhaps, but true nontheless.

  6. willsleybear says:

    Since they’re both caucasian, I very much doubt it is racist

  7. Esteban says:

    Rascist? No.

    A petulant man-child with no other recourse but to make fun of someone’s* appearance? Yes.


  8. porcelain sandwich says:

    I feel I have to inform you Pies, as a student of A-level French, it pains me to see ‘le ange’ and ‘le egomaniac’ being used repeatedly. Liasons man! ‘L’ange’ et ‘L’egomaniac’.

    I think it’s actually ‘L’egotiste’ or ‘L’egocentrique’ anyway, but don’t quote me on that.

  9. Jarren says:

    @C: How is it racist to say someone has a large nose?

    I’m a leftist but that’s the kind of talk that just panders to the anti-PC brigade.

    Next you’ll be saying it’s racist to call someone big ears or fat lip.

    Either stop being so paranoid or stop being a troll.

  10. domagoj says:

    “Either stop being so paranoid or stop being a troll.”
    i think he’s doing that other thing…
    and zlatan deserved this mocking, he behaves on the field like a douche.

  11. Eeny says:

    @Jarren: I have big ears and a fat lip, and I am deeply insulted by your throwaway comments about me and my people. At least I don’t have a big nose though, wouldn’t want the stigma that comes with that.

  12. Stéphane says:

    Did you guys check on L’Equipe’s front page today? A clear pun on that very incident :)

  13. tipo 00 says:

    not only is it racist, but it’s sexist too.

  14. Jarren says:

    @Eeny: You have my sincere apologies for my racist slander against your people.

    In fact, I’ll shout my apology out of my window now. Can you hear it?

    Of course you can! :D

    I actually have a rather fat nose (like the Moomins), and I wear glasses.

    I do hope nobody is racist against the Moomins here.

    If so, me & Snork are gonna come at ya like a gaggle of bitchez on heat.

    (that’s not sexist, I was talking about dogs)

  15. Cosa says:

    Zlatan may give Barton the ‘you haven’t got the balls’ gesture, but Barton very much does have the balls and doesn’t give a fuck how big the other bloke is. Very amusing.

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