By Chris Wright
It was someone’s bright idea to issue each and every England fan with the requisite materials to make a paper plane at Wembley last night.
The inevitable then duly occurred…
Impressive accuracy! Trust us though, the entire flight is even more impressive…
Reminiscent of the time the entire City Ground broke out into a rousing chorus of “plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic baaaaaag!” during a particularly torturous game against Sheffield Wednesday (*citation needed) a few years ago.
‘Twas nothing but the song of the damned.