By Chris Wright
With football punditry being as it is these days: completely over-saturated with obnoxiously anodyne gimps, it’s important to have a little something to help you stand out from the moribund masses.
Robbie Savage has his lobotomy, Jamie Redknapp has his top, top, top, top analytical skills, Alan Shearer has his zany array of identical powder blue shirts and Soccer Saturday’s Charlie Nicholas has his little diamond ear-stud and his ubiquitous catchphrase…
We can see the sitting, Charlie, but it’s the “thinking” bit we’re struggling to find evidence of.
(Thanks to Anorak for the nudge)