It might be hard to believe but there was a time when Donald Trump wasn’t a clownish, polemic-spewing presidential candidate seemingly intent on setting the entirety of Western civilization back many many decades.
Indeed, back in the primordial mists of 1991, Trump was just a humble, fresh-faced young billionaire with a luxurious full head of hair and a glint in his eye.
He also did things like appear on Saint & Greavsie to help the chaps draw out the quarter-finals of the 1991-92 Rumbelows League Cup…
Trump mentions in the video that he played ‘varsity soccer’ in high school and rather wonderfully, the internet has provided his old team photo.
There’s old Trumpo – front row, fourth from the left…
Hell of a right-winger, apparently.