By Chris Wright
In which, whiling away his winter holiday, Atletico Madrid winger Arda Turan turns up on the Christmas special episode of television talent contest O Ses (i.e, Turkey’s version of ‘The Voice’) and proceeds to grumble and growl his way through a song from the Turkish hit parade.
If you happen to enjoy the sound of wounded manatees slowly dying of chronic whooping cough, then this one’s definitely for you…
Not a dry seat in the house.