Of course, professional footballers are attracted to questionable body art like swarms of greenfly were to Nottingham Forest’s gruesome 1995-97 yellow away shirt (bitter personal experience).
Turns out that Leroy Sané is no exception, with the Man City winger removing his shirt after Sunday’s 5-0 routing of Watford to reveal a seriously large, seriously iffy back tattoo… of Leroy Sané.
Closer inspection confirms that Sané has specifically chosen to immortalise the goal he scored against Monaco in the last 16 of the Champions League back in February.
City, as you may recall, were subsequently knocked out of the competition in the second leg.
Precious memories.