Pies has it figured out…
Why do you think C-Ron spent most of his summer on a sun lounger, slowly turning the colour of Nutella? It’s obvious now: because he wanted to look as good as possible in the all-white kit of Real Madrid; everyone knows that white shows off a tan nicely.
Oh, and you know the post I just wrote about C-Ron being unveiled in Madrid? You might want to ignore that – looks like he’s staying in Manchester for at least one more season. Or not… watch this space… or don’t…