By Chris Wright
Here’s bit of hot spoof action coming right at you…
Struggling? Never fear, the video also comes with an accompanying script for those not particularly well-versed in the Catalan vernacular…
Valdes: ‘When you are close to me, you you, you pass the ball to me.’
Valdes to Mascherano: ‘Tell him to pass me the ball when hes close to me and not to mess up…you know where I am.’
Mascherano: ‘When you get the ball from them and get close to the area you pass the ball to him.’
Valdes to Iniesta: ‘Man, my English really scares me. Since I’ve been eating in McDonald’s, I’m learning to speak English very well!’
Pique: ‘Valdes, Valdes, Shakira has a sister that wants to meet you.’
In further Barca gubbins, the club have officially confirmed this afternoon that coach Pep Guardiola has signed a new contract at the Camp Nou – a short-term deal which will see him taking charge through til the end of the 2011/12 season.
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