Dua Lipa – she’s a pop star, right? (Yes, I’m old) – has been face-scanned into the latest FIFA 21 update. Nothing makes sense anymore. Why? Marketing, innit – so mugs like me will write about it, as if it has anything whatsoever to do with real football.
Lewis Hamilton has been added too, and a few other celebs including David Beckham (at least he was a footballer). Here’s the multiple F1 world champion wearing a Leicester City shirt (he’s from Stevenage):
Meanwhile, Diogo Jota is moaning about his stats not being updated since last season (yes, really), and real-life footballer Mason Greenwood looks like this in-game:
You can see where EA’s priorities lie.