The 15 palest players in the Premier League Ollie Irish 15th, December 2009 12 Comments Pies salutes 15 ballers who could really use some sunbed vouchers for Christmas… 7924425 ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 15 James Milner Fletch says: “Aye, it’s true. But strangely, I have a very dark ballsack.”