By Chris Wright
Aww, bless him.
While other professional footballers spend their temps libre playing Xbox until their retinas fuse to their scleras or roasting desperate 17-year old skanks in 4-star hotel bedrooms until their red-raw dingles fall off, wee Michael Owen is sat at home steadily making his way through a 1,000-piece horsey jigsaw…
That’s a high quality panorama you got yourself there Micky, best of luck with it.
Image: @themichaelowen