By Ollie Irish
Some links to brighten up your Friday:
Carlos Tevez explains the origin of his new ‘Tevez’ dance [MCFC]
Maxi Rodriguez in Liverpool’s squad to face Stoke this weekend – no doubt he’ll start on the bench though [This Is Anfield]
Bayern Munich and others join the race to sign Arsenal’s unwanted defender Philippe Senderos [Mirror]
Rafa Benitez says sorry for Liverpool’s recent form [BBC]
Six memorable League Cup semi-finals [Guardian]
Guus Hiddink wants to dance on Rafa’s grave [Mail]
Historial WAG Moment: Victoria Beckham Hides From Paparazzi [Kickette]
More Benitez, with added satire: Rafa admits ‘Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup were not the priority this season’ [Back of the Net]
Two more players added to the US Soccer Hall of Fame. I’m happy enough to say I have heard of one of them [Soccer By Ives]
Mario Balotelli fined for repeatedly tooting his car horn. In Italy!? A first, surely – Italians invented the car horn (probably) [Dirty Tackle]
Andy Gray tries to beat Lawro’s Prem predictions [The Spoiler]
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