By Ollie Irish
“I’ve brought ma fishing rod, some processed chicken and a sickly sausage roll, like… do I get the job?”
Where Newcastle United and Fat Clown Mike Ashley are concerned, literally nothing would surprise me anymore – not even a Gazza/Jimmy Five Bellies coaching dream team. (And perhaps in another universe, Newcastle United are a stable, grounded club run by a decent bloke… No, you’re right – it is too far-fetched.)
But it looks like big Dutch fella Martin Jol is on his way to St James’. This is a good thing. I could listen to Jol talk Dutch all day long…
Magical nonsense.