Newcastle fan George Wright, 45, has got a big ole’ tattoo of Sir Bobby Robson’s face inked on his left thigh:
What, a minute’s silence and a raised pint wasn’t enough for you, George? Now it’s like Sir Bob is chuckling at your cock. For the rest of your life.
Newcastle fans really do put the “mental” in sentimental. And I hate the way Newcastle Utd have decided to own Sir Bobby’s death, as if they have more of a claim on him than anyone else in football – especially after the shabby way he was treated by the club. What about Ipswich Town or PSV or Porto, all of whom have closer links with Robson. Or Fulham and West Brom, the two teams he gave fine service as a player.
But of course Newcastle Utd has the best fans in the world, you reply. Ah, that’s all right then.